Wednesday, February 22, 2006

duh

how could i forget??

I LOVE GREY'S ANATOMY!!!!

posted by Dana @ 4:29 PM 2 Comments

orange county is stifling

ok. i've gotten to the point where i do not want to live in orange county any longer than necessary. i probably won't be able to move until i get a new job which probably won't be until i graduate in june 2008. i came to this realization on sunday morning when i took my mum to Urth Cafe in santa monica. oc is so restrictive that there will never be little cafes or hole in the wall places. it's so regimented. i thrive with rules but i dislike the regimented feeling. not to mention the fact that the irvine company owns everything and like to charge ridiculously high prices for apartments and houses.

anyway, i'm getting a cold... again. sucks. at the VERY first sign of feeling sick, i took airborne. so why do people swear by this? i'm still getting sick. airborne sucks!!!

posted by Dana @ 9:59 AM 2 Comments

Monday, February 13, 2006

V-Day

ok... last year i gave in to the whole S.A.D. idea. this year, i'm wondering, what? think about it...

Single Awareness Day

it sounds as though this is something to worry about, like drug and alcohol awareness. singles awareness??? does it matter if you're single on valentine's day and you don't have someone to spend a ridiculous amount of money on? i think not! i will say it would be nice to have a valentine but i don't need one nor am i pining for one.

ryan seacrest should be hit upside the head for making a big deal about singles on v-day.

our video shed just got broken into and my boss is a raving lunatic so i must get back to work now.

posted by Dana @ 7:56 AM 1 Comments

what the heck?

my brother's friend has been in India for a hella long time. anyway, he emailed this out the other day...

"I just thought I'd take a second to elaborate on the women's issue here in India in light of a couple of recent stories published in the Times of India. You see, in every daily paper there seems to be a story about some woman comitting suicide because of dowry demands, or being set on fire for not paying the dowry (the price paid by the bride's family to the newlyweds for taking the female "burden" off their hands). Last week a pregnant woman committed suicide in the typical Indian fashion, hanging herself from the ceiling fan. When the body was discovered there was a crying newborn baby laying on the floor under her. Two days ago a 22 yr old woman was thrown into a 6 ft deep fire pit to appease the gods for some reason that I can't remember."

what the heck? i'm grateful to be living in the U.S. of A. seriously.

posted by Dana @ 7:54 AM 0 Comments

Thursday, February 09, 2006

back in the shop

my poor car. back to the evil sandpiper collision.

what's wrong, you ask?
1. transmission oil leak
2. one A/C fan not working
3. A/C problemos
4. parking gear-i can't get my key out unless i hit the gear shift when it's in already in park
5. seat moves forward when i brake

back in a rental. at least i'll get reimbursed for it this time. oh, and it's a PT Cruiser convertible!

posted by Dana @ 3:17 PM 1 Comments

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

m&m's

there ARE big m&m's. they're sold in the big bags... they're mega m&m's.

:)

posted by Dana @ 4:58 PM 2 Comments

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

saved! grey's rerun!

i'm saved!... sort of.

grey's anatomy will be replayed on the 9th at 9:30 pm.

someone TIVO it for me!!! i'll be in stupid class!!!

posted by Dana @ 4:47 PM 1 Comments

sometimes money sucks

my car insurance is now $740 every six months up from $600 every six months.

posted by Dana @ 2:25 PM 0 Comments

funny to girls but not to guys

for the ladies...

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...


A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."


"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.


He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and pass gas.


Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!


A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN


Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.


Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"


posted by Dana @ 8:28 AM 0 Comments

grey's anatomy cry for help

my name is dana, and i am addicted to Grey's Anatomy. little did i know that this show directly followed the superbowl. my brother's friend called me downstairs when he inadvertantly realized it was on but alas, i still missed half of my beloved show. does anybody have it on tivo or something? i NEED it. i'm desperate and will do almost anything for it. i strongly emphasize the word "almost."

from what i did get of the show...
meredith, meredith, meredith, what in the world were you thinking?
poor dr. bailey. i can't imagine.
derek may finally realize next week that he LOVES meredith, not the weird looking woman.
what the hell was izzy thinking?
i want to wring that stupid idiotic paramedic's neck (cristina ricci did a GREAT job because i really did want to punch her lights out).

posted by Dana @ 7:47 AM 1 Comments

Sunday, February 05, 2006

the things we do for m&m's

sav-on manager: may i help you find something?
me: do you have big m&m's?
s.mgr: you mean the big bags?
me: no, just big m&m's
s.mgr: the king size m&m's?
me: no, the m&m's are just bigger
s.mgr: there are big bags in the candy aisle
me: no, i don't want a bigger bag, i want the big m&m's
(s.mgr with a very confused look on his face)
my friend: the actual pieces of m&m's are big, not the bag.
s.mgr: oh. i don't think we have those.

posted by Dana @ 11:05 PM 2 Comments

Thursday, February 02, 2006

say what you mean

i am sick and tired of people saying "for sure" when they don't mean it. robert is supposed to move into my room on march 1st because paul, his brother, said that he was moving in with his gf on march 1st... for sure. paul gave me the date of march 1st as an absolute. now he's saying that he and his girlfriend will be moving out on the 28th? NO. unacceptable. BECAUSE he told me march 1st, i told my friends march 1st. now my friends are counting on me to move in on march 1st and yet paul is saying march 28th?????????????? WTF? of course, what can i do? it's MY flipping name on the lease not his so he's under no obligation, other than giving his freaking word!!! and now what? i have to tell my friends who are seriously counting on my rent in march that i can't move in? i can't afford to pay double rent. i am supremely pissed off right now.

posted by Dana @ 8:51 AM 0 Comments

stats

i dislike stats. stats is horrible. stats is useless. i'm not going to be an actuary or a sports analyst. i want to stay in the nonprofit sector and do pr & marketing. why do i need stats? why, i ask you? why???

my friend andrew is finally coming home on sunday! he's been in the down under for 2 whole years! his dad is picking him up which makes me sad. i wanted to. i suppose it's all for the best since i have some major stats studying to do. i'll see him next week. can't wait!!! did you know that if i didn't get into uci's mba program i'd be in the down under right now? i was going to move there if i didn't get in. crazy!!! guess The Man Upstairs wants me here for now.

posted by Dana @ 8:09 AM 1 Comments

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

ok ok

ok ok... jeeeeez jay. i forgot about october's game. i was getting ahead of myself. :) the series between the ducks v. kings is tied.

1/30 Ducks OT 4-3
1/28 Ducks 6-2
1/23 Kings SO 3-2
1/9 Ducks 6-2
12/16 Kings SO 4-3
10/25 Kings 3-1

we had one OT win and the other two regular wins. Kings have only had one regular win and 2 shootouts. i say... we're better. :) two more games to go in april... Go Anaheim Ducks!!!

posted by Dana @ 7:55 AM 3 Comments