NO FAIR
usually, my office is closed the last week of december. now, it's not!!! stupid stupid stupid. since we're taking over another golf course, we have to figure out the ropes over there before the new year starts. GREAT. :( the new year is already going to be crazy considering i'll have to manage an additional course. i'm rather pissed off.
poems
A WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
A MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
rosie o'donnell
on The View, for which Rosie O'Donnell is a co-anchor, rosie commented about when Danny Devito was on the show drunk, saying:"The fact is that it's news all over the world. That you know, you can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong. Danny DeVito, ching chong, chong, chong, chong. Drunk. The View. Ching chong.' "rosie's response? "It was not my intent to mock." She called the bit "comedy" and wrote, "I do many accents and probably will continue to. um... that wasn't an accent. that was straight up mockery. she probably was joking but seriously... how many times have i heard that "ching chong" crap growing up and it was never a joke so much as meant to taunt and mock? only a while before she had the nerve to chide Kelly Ripa saying that Ripa made a homophobic remark when Clay Aiken put his hands over Ripa's so he could interject a question and Ripa said, "Oh, that's a no-no," Ripa said, adding, "I don't know where that hand's been, honey!"that's just lame.
FINALLY
finally, the quarter from hell is over. whew. i don't even want to think about it, really, because when i do, i think of how horrific the two finals were and how i couldn't even get answers to questions. lovely. i plan on doing a bunch of nothing, watching movies, and hanging out with friends over the winter break. hopefully, next quarter isn't too bad and is maybe even easy. that'd be niiiiiiice!
